I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
We are two peas in an std pod
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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