Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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