Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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