What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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