There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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