Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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