Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
the day after is always just damage control
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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