you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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