I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Randomize
