okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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