just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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