I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
seriously i just wanna be friends
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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