hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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