Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I've blown a few things in my day
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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