hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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