...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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