is wine microwaveable?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
