Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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