not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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