You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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