i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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