This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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