I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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