I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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