People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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