your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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