Your mouth is God's brothel.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I am naked and annoyed.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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