She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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