My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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