Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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