Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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