Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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