Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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