haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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