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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.

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• (315): View more from New York

  you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.

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• (909): View more from California

  No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?

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  WHO DOES THAT

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  I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.

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