I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
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We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?