its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.