Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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