what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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