Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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