does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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