I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
