We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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