He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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