I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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