Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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