In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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