I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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