I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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