if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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