I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I love having hate sex.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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