so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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