It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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