... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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