I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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