More tranny stories later!
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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