Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Let's paint friendship bongs
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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